Seaweemer

A Seaweemer is a small worm that lives under the sea, similar to a sea slug, that is happy :)

“Aww, that seaweemer is so cute!”

klarge

When a small community’s fecal matter is combined together in a large receptacle, the resulting product is klarge.

“As I was walking along I could not help but be distracted by the overpowering smell of klarge from over the fence.”

splunge

A soft external encrustation acquired by stepping into said material.

“Someone’s trod splunge all over my carpet.”

HRSD

HRSD (pronounced “horsed”) stands for Horse Related Stress Disorder.
It’s exactly as it sounds. If you experience extreme distress or anxiety around horses or at the thought of horses, you may have HRSD.

“why’s she so scared of that horse?”
“she has HRSD, it’s a disorder”

Groach

Expolsion of air orally with grating sounds, similar to a belch (AKA noisy belch).

“After drinking too much fizzy drink, he felt the need to groach repeatedly.”

Gunch

A cyclist who is slow and annoying.

“Oh! This gunch won’t get much out of my way!”

Wanch

An unidentified bug.

“Look at all those wanches flying around!”

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