Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.
I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!
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adj. a derogatory reference to an object stated by someone that is so angry that his/her words run together forming an amalgamation of incoherent pscyhobabble which ultimately results in him/her being laughed at by his/her friends only making their anger more palpible.
"J what the hell is wrong with you you stupid...dingleberry..sackassed son of a bitch!"
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-verb -when trying to hit a home run, and the girl is blocking the plate and saying no to your advances, you just plow over the catcher having little disregard for her and get to home plate safely. Thus having sex with her.
the girl last night wouldnt let me stick it in, so i just pulled a pete rose and had sex with her anyway.
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Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.
Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.
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Y'all got it ALL wrong. It's Fuckin Underage Bitches.
Damn man, did you see all them FUBs at that CSC party on Fourth?
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