coke piss

That big, long, two minute piss, that you take after drinking an extra large soda at the movie theater.

After sitting through two and a half hours of The Last Samurai, Wes went and took a coke piss.

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golddigger

Any women that tells you lies to get your money or property.

All the bitches on Joe millionair.
Laura P.

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wibbly wobbley

A definition from the North-East of England, descibing a small in stature, plump, scottish middle to old age men. Normally economic immigrant into the North East England.

A Wibbly wobbley is a scottish Umpa Lumpa without the purple face

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jerkoppotimus

1. Cross between a jerk and a hippo
2. A fat person who jerks off. Alot.

Timmy is such a jerkoppotimus.

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knob

Someone requiring complete custodial care.

"You're such a knob!!"

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marriage

A special right that's generally reserved for heterosexuals.

Britnery Spears was allowed to enter the holy state of marriage for an entire 55 hours because she's heterosexual and thus brings honor to the sacred tradition.

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in a minute

what you say when someone tells you to do something but your too lazy to do it.

mother: billy! go take out the trash you stupid little cunt! i knew your father should have used a condom!
billy: in a minute....

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