cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.

Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."

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tallywacker

another word for a penis

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker

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tweaked

Out of sorts, or on drugs.

He was so tweaked that he didn't know whether he was coming or going.

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wingman

A second Fighter or Bomber aircraft in a flight of two.

As myself and my Wingman rolled onto the target we Unloaded are Mark 84s bombs on the small Caves and bands of Ragheads.

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Double Dunk

A sexual act where one person deficates into another person's anus, then the reciever then deficates into the original peron's mouth and then eats it.

I want you to give me a double dunk!

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wicked

Of Boston Origins

Any possible adjective, usually replaces "very"

This clam chowdah is WICKED good.

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Lanealdo

A superb young footballing talent - the next ronaldo?

"God what a goal lanealdo has just scored! He really is the next Ronaldo!"

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