Vsco Girl

A spawn of satan, a total tard. Never seen without a hydroflask and a multitude of scrunchies made in the 90’s. Proclaims “SAVE THE TURTLES” every other fucking word, and only speaks the language of “SKSKSKSK”. Wouldn’t surprise me if their chromosome count was over 9,000.

Imma fucking shoot myself if I hear another vsco girl shout save the turtles again.

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