painfull

The feeling you get when you eat way too much and it hurts to be full.

Food baby is optional

In a diner with an all-you-can-eat option

Guy 1 : Maybe you shouldn't have ate the patty melts, buttered toast, scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, or the hashbrowns.

Guy 2 : Yeah, my food baby is due soon. All the eating was so painfull.

Guy 1: Asking for a second serving was also a bad idea.

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Rape

A terrible crime, if not worst, that is frowned upon even by prisoners.

Prison Inmate : What are you in here for?
Rapist : I raped a girl
Prison Inmate : *stab*

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Cael Sanderson

One of the best wrestlers of all time. Has a record of 159 wins and 0 losses.

Jesus reincarnated.

Guy A : Did you hear about Cael Sanderson winning Gold at the 84kg weight class?

Guy B: Yeah, I heard he also fought off Romans and wiped out the dinosuars.

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