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An elaborate sexual maneuver; simply defecate into a air tight bag and place it over your partners head allowing minimal room for them to breathe, commence coitus from the rear, either hole is fine. Then in the last few seconds before climax remove the bag swiftly from your partners head leaving them gasping for air and likely tightening the vaginal / rectal cavities ensuring maximum enjoyment.
"I paid this prostitute an extra $50 last night to do the chocolate space man, I forgot the pull the bag off her head though and now I don't know where to bury her"
Slang term for vagina, popular in British culture.
Oh man I went down on her for so long last night but luckily I was able to breath through her lady gills.
When a lady with a blue waffle and a gentleman with the male equivalent engage in sexual intercourse the resulting mess is called a Knickerbocker Gory likened to the desert due to the varying textures and liquid viscosity left over afterwards. From thick wart drippings to the crusty flakes of genital skin this is one pudding you won't want to sink your teeth into.
"Bro that couple are so gross when they fuck it's a Knickerbocker Gory"