murder box

A creepy box full of spooky shit that might help you detect a fictional murderer!

I got this Murder Box in the mail and it literally scared the shit out of me! Seriously, I had to burn my favorite pair of pants so no one would know!

hulacorpse

A thin string of spittle connected to your lower and upper lip. Usually seen as embarrassing.

Professor Pepors gave a stunning presentation to the entire student body of Keycott University—but did you see that filthy hulacorpse he had danglin’? Epic failure!