oof

A popular mating signal produced by human beings, often being very tall and wearing flamboyant cloths such as yellow coats. Can be shouted randomly, when excited, for no apparant reason what-so-ever, in conjunction with other words and when least suspected.

"Give me an OOF!!!"

"OOF, OOF, OOF, OOF OOOOOOOOOOFFF"

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toss off

another word for a man or woman self pleasuring

Mark Colgan tosses off donkeys

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maksin

Moron. Big hands, big feet, small penis. HACC flunky. To have no friends. Some one who actually thinks being a Lord of the Rings nerd is cool.

what kind of a Maksin are you Carl?

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Dashvid

origin:no-name brand of camera that was the best available at a generic electronics shop

1)used to descrie something as the best of its kind
2) (used with sarcasm)used to insult someone or something that sucks a lot by saying its the best

the salesman assured us:"This camera is a Dashvid; It's the best!!!

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eeg me ho

"Eeg me ho"

Coming from the the phrase Oh My God, of which was shortened to OMG.

OMG spelt in phonetics, oh em gee - of which is reversed to produce EEG ME HO!

Basicly a skit of OMG, used for scacastic states of shock.

Dude1:I just blocked my toilet!
Dude2: EEG ME HO, how cool is that...
Dude1: Yup

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vurp"

It's when you burp and a little bit of vomit comes up your esophagus into your mouth. Burp + vomit = vurp.

At the thought of dating Billy Bob with his mullet and his gaped front teeth for squirting Copenhagen, I vurped the special sauce from my Big Mac.

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Aya sheya

originally the sound Link makes as he swings his sword in the Legend of Zelda; the word has now come to mean almost anything; it can be used as "hello", "goodbye", "what's up?" or even, "that shiznit is wack"

Jon: Yo what's up?
Brandon: Aya sheya!!!
Jon: AYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYA

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