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The act of smearing your bean bag with peanut butter and having your special little dog friend lick them clean.
There's nothing like the feeling of a nice Chetney Nut Lick Supreme in the mourning before work.
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A completely unbelievable fuckup. Something previously only seen or possible in animated fiction.
The Trump Whitehouse is a Cartoon Fuckup.
Rather rubbish football team whose claim to fame is having a decent defence rather than a proper claim like winning 3 trophys in one season or 11 FA cups.
Manchester United are much better than Arsenal
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When you first fuck your girlfriend and she so tight that it hurts the guy.
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When you first fuck your girlfriend and she so tight she hurts the guy.
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When you first fuck your new girlfriend and shes so tight it hurts the guy.
after prom was over.
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