Jizzbake

(v) to soak another intentionally in a large quantity of jism, without that person's permission

Despite warnings from my girlfriend, I jizzbaked her while she was lying on her back, shooting a load all over her stomach and face, and then made her get up to wipe it off.

VPILF

Sarah Palin, as in "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck"

Tom: If McCain wins the election, this nation sure is going to have one serious VPILF!!

Dick: No shee-yit.

Harry: You could say the same thing if Obama wins. Joe Biden is hot!

Tom and Dick: You fag!!!

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