Statue Defender

Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.

Nigel went to London last week for a Rick with his mates, he is a complete statue defender.

Shit Swipe

when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.

That shit i just took was so large, i had to shit swipe.

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