alpha and omega

Possibly the greatest Halo tag-team ever to play the game. Rumored to have dropped out of Harvard University to play professionally in Japan.

Tyler: Wha'd you do tonight man.
Luke: Went to a funeral.
Tyler: Shit, what happened.
Luke: Well, my roommate lost so badly in halo to Alpha and Omega that he went back to the room, cut off his dick, and then sawed his face off.
Tyler: Sucks man... You want to go Double-team my girlfriend? She's passed out in my room.
Luke: Sure!

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