Tired and emotional

Meaning "drunk," a catchphrase popularised by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967 after being used in a spoof diplomatic memo to describe the state of Labour Cabinet minister George Brown.

The party dragged on too long, Sam kept getting shot down by the girls he spoke too, and by dawn you could say he was tired and emotional.

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Brenda

Queen Elizabeth II's recurring nickname in the British satirical magazine Private Eye.

Brenda took some flak for not appearing too upset when Princess Diana died; hell, there was even a movie about it!

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Five

Military Intelligence, Section 5, or MI5, the British Security Service, as shown in the TV show "Spooks" (called "MI-5" in U.S. broadcasts). Responsible for counterespionage and domestic security, roughly analogous to the FBI. Based in Thames House on Millbank, London.

That guy in the suit is in Five, I'm sure of it. See how he's looking at us?

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dung eye

The anus, asshole, or anal sphincter, or a very unpleasant person.

I hate Fred. He's a real dung eye.

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HATT

Acronym for "Husband At The Time," as when telling a story from the past.

"Six years ago, I was driving down the street with Fred, my HATT, when from out of nowhere we got hit by another car!"

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Buck House

British nickname for Buckingham Palace, the principal London residence of Queen Elizabeth II.

I meant to drive home at the stroke of four, but got called for a photo op at Buck House.

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Phuket

A village in Thailand sometimes (as in the movie "Juno") referred to because it is a homonym of the phrase "Fuck it."

The teacher asked me my favorite place overseas, so of course I said 'Phuket.' You should've seen her expression!

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