Ghost Flames

When lying down in your bed, peacefully dozing off to sleep after a 12hr work day, and your old lady decides to start throwing flames out her back butt -so fierce & explosive that even a Dutch oven doesn’t stand a chance. It will seek, destroy & flatten anything in its path

Elrod said he was laying in bed, his old lady snoring away like a filthy animal, when she starts firing Ghost Flames at him from point blank range. He hasn’t been the same since

Wisconsin Twister

A diabolical maneuver applied to a man after he’s passed out cold. She pulls out your little pecker, proceeds to quickly turn it into a soft pretzel twist, then yanks it like she’s trying to start your shitty lawnmower

Reputa heard I cheated on her,so she waited until I was passed out to give me the filthiest Wisconsin Twister I’ve ever had. I Woke up squeeling like a pig & shit my pants