Butt Wolf

An older gentleman at the bar with physical characteristics similar to Treat Williams who attempts to engage straight men in butt sex through buying them alcoholic beverages.

Chris: Why is that fake ass Treat Williams stand in buying you all these drinks?

Jackson: 'Cause he's a total Butt Wolf and he thinks if I get drunk he can sodomize me.

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Dick Bending

To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.

"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"

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Rumpire

An undead creature who feeds on the posteriors of unsuspecting prey.

Jackson: Hey, can I eat your ass?

Chris: No way you lousy rotten Rumpire!

Painsexual

One who engages in sexual activity with bread or bread like substances in France. See Also Pansexual.

Chris: What the heck are you doing to my baguette?

Jackson: I'm makin' babies with it cause I am a Painsexual.

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Fuck Sherpa

Guides who help facilitate the task of copulation with abnormally large people.

Jackson: I would have taken that girl home last night but...

Chris: But what?

Jackson: I wasn't about to scale that crag without a Fuck Sherpa.

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Cock Docker

One who participates in the act of snoodling.

Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.

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Corpromancer

A wizard who practices Poop Magic.

Chris: Bibbity Bobbity Poo!

Jackson: You nasty corpromancer, thou hast cast a level 10 turd spell on me.

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