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Ineedalife

When one needs a life but can't get one.

Person 1: wow ineedalife really bad.

Person 1 again: eh, I don't really.

by Billy Jeff May 16, 2019


Lucky number 8

1 number better than 7

Bro 1: Bro dibs on lucky number 7

Bro 2: Bro dibs on lucky number 8!

Bro 1: Oof I'm dead now!

by Billy Jeff May 16, 2019

2👍 1👎


47

It's 1 more than 46.

47

by Billy Jeff May 16, 2019

5👍 1👎


Digory

Sexy

Bro, you're so Digory

by Billy Jeff May 14, 2019


Poturtle Yeet

This is something a sacred person has created, and if someone says it, they die instantaneously. Only the person who created it can say it, unless given permission, but the permission only lasts as long as the person says. If someone that has permission or the sacred person, says it to you, you die.

Person: I will kill you!

Sacred person: Poturtle Yeet!
Person: Oof, I'm dead now.

by Billy Jeff May 14, 2019