FMF Paradox

Fucking my family paradox, The theory you can never get too close to someone who is having sex with a member of your family because of the expected akwardness. Also can be used as fucking my sister paradox or fucking my mother paradox.

Friend 1: My Sister's boyfriend keeps trying to be my best friend.

Friend 2: So what's wrong with that?

Friend 1: FMF paradox man, it's too awkward.

Jiglet

Jiggin' with some fishing tackle. Some use a jiglet.net

Hand me that jiglet, I'm about to slay some carp

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fucking knob

An insult meaning pathetic or obnoxious person. Same as insults like "Dickhead".

"He's such a Fucking knob"
"Go kill yourself"(reply) "your such a fucking knob"

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Diglet

A little baby doggy, also see cumpuppy

Oh man, that fucking diglet ate my hot dog!

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Pubiks Cube

An enormous ball of pubes, impossible to untangle, scabs are optional.

Someone definitely werewolfed the urinal at that last truckstop... There's a pubiks cube floating in there.

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