Power-Wank

In the case of extreme horniness and unable to find the proper equipment (magazines,internet,movies etc)and you are in a public place (school,work etc). A power-wank is the answer. Max time 30 seconds. You go into that loo and bash at your member so hard your hand almost falls off.

Can be used in competition: who can wank the quickest. Wud only advise if reali drunk or you dont mind group masturbation

"Joe you were quick in the loo?"
"oh thx just went for a power-wank to clean the pipes"

"go"
"go"
"go"
"WHEY"

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Badgerwank

1. to wank off a badger.
2. to express annoyance at something that is shit.
3. can be reffered to badger porn

"Rich your girlfriend is cheating on you!"
" OH Badgerwank"

"WOW look at that badgerwank!!!!"