junklock

the condition in which a person experiences a temporary inability to remember or process information in a reasonable amount of time.

Man 1 - " What time do I need to pick you up at the airport ?"
Man 2 - " ... What ? "
Man 1 - " What time do I need to PICK YOU UP ?"
Man 2 - (delayed response) " Sorry man . I've got junklock bad today."

Wobbler

A drunk , little person in a turkey costume.

Dude, I've seen some funny stuff today, but that wobbler heading for the door takes the cake ! He could barely walk !

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Midga

Slang for midget. This term is typically only used between little people. Used to celebrate friendship.

Ebert – “ How about hooking me up with one of those cold beer ? ”
Woodburn – (tosses beer to Ebert ) “ Here you go ! ”
Ebert – “ You my Midga ! “

ZZ Top Gun

a costume which includes a long beard and a navy flight suit.

Man 1 - " So what's your favorite costume here ? "
Man 2 - " Oh man, it's gotta be ZZ Top Gun over there ! "

My Mask

A face mask manufactured by My Pillow.

"I'm going for a walk, but I'm wearing My Mask ."

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airshake

The motion of a handshake in the air while greeting someone from a distance. Considered an appropriate greeting during a time of social distancing.

Person No. 1 "Hey! How are you ?"
Person No. 2 "I'm doing well. I'm going to give you an airshake today since we're dealing with this COV-19 virus."