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Yeti Musk

The specific odour of yeti. Often found in dark woods, mountains, caves and brothels. The smell can be distinguished by its musky stench and it’s ability to arouse any nearby mammals. Does not relate to yowie musk.

Damn I dipped my fingers in yeti musk and I’ve been smelling like a yeti ever since

Have you seen Willie Nelson lately? He told me to throw some yeti musk on and now I can’t stop thinking about rooting mammals

Jesus boy, did you fuck some roadkill? Your dick smells like yeti musk

by Billy the exterminator May 12, 2021


Cancer Cookie

A cookie that have way to much sugar and unhealthy ingredients like cancer, aids and the flu. so when you're baking cancer cookies be sure to take all the trash you can find, even the shit thats plugging up your sink. then you make one huge cancer cookie with the dough, almost like a cake, but a cookie. tehn stuff it in the microwave to ad the extra cancer to the dish.

Jo: Damn thats one hell of a cake
Tom: naw brah, its a cancer cookie . cant you taste the aids?
Tim: i could easily die for this shit

Cancer Cookie: a cookie thats dangerously good

by Billy the exterminator April 15, 2015

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