streaky

Means somewhat fortuitous.

"We lost to a streaky goal in the last minute."

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Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

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Lush

Use especially in the West Country, where it is pronounced hilariously as 'lurrrrrsh'.

"I thought you said tha' bint o'er there's well lurrrsh. She fucking mings to hell and back!"

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Blue Labour

Nickname for the political party New Labour amongst some left-wingers, with the blue referring to what they percieve to be the Tory Thatcherite policies that they have adopted/stolen from the right, whilst totally abandoning any pretence of being a workers party.

"Blue Labour, Tories, BNP, all one the same."

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heebie jeebies

A mocking nickname of the Communist Party of Great Britain.
It's a reference to the initials, CPGB, which kinda rhymes with heebee jeebies.

"The heebee jeebies are selling the Morning Star outside Tesco's again."

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ferry

(verb) generally to carry something, not necessarily over water.

"Can you ferry the fridge back to my gaff for nothing mate?"

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PC Plod

Originates from the children's TV show 'Noddy' in which there was a character called PC Plod, who was a policeman.

"Stub out the J mate, PC Plod's round the corner."

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