Sluff

A somewhat derogatory nickname for the much-maligned English town Slough (pronounced Sla-ow), of which sluff is a possible mispronounciation.

"If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Sluff Town tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below" (football song)

"If you jump off at Maidenhead you can get the train to Sluff."

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pair

(sporting) to get two ducks in your two innings in a 5 Day cricket match.

"Athers has got another fucking pair!"

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slash

To go for a slash to urinate

"I'll just be going for a slash, 'wight"

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abbo

A pint of Abbot's Ale

"Mine's an Abbo mate."

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shtum

Comes from the German word for 'dumb' (incapable of speaking), though it is spelt 'stum' in German. Spelling in English somewhat ambiguous.

"Keep stum or I'll chop your facking balls off sunshine!"

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wee wee

A childish word for urinating

"Mummy! I need to go wee wee real bad!"

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pikey git

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

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