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The process of an object accidentally falling to the ground, only to land up in the most illogical location imaginable. One could also use this term to describe a thought process that becomes so derailed, as to end up being the most improbable and awkward. To mislate something.
Yesterday, I had a case of mislation. As I took my keys out of my pocket, my friends wedding ring fell out and I couldn't find it. An hour later when I was in the kitchen, I found it in the drawer resting under a tea-strainer!
You've got to see Adam when he's been drinking, total mislation of thought. He started off telling me about his job and ended on a conversation about snail venom.
Feten (fee-tin) is any foul, repulsive, sticky substance of uncertain composition (and exact origin), that finds its way onto unsuspecting people. Usually found on bar counters, public toilet seats, escalator hand rails, restaurant tables and in motel rooms.
Sam: Why's your arm sticking to everything on my desk?
Bill: My elbow picked up some feten at that last truck stop diner.
Sam: What are those dark bits in there, in-between the hair?
Bill: No idea... but if I feed them peanuts they stop moving around so much.
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A flogamushake (flog-ah-mah-shake) is when a guy who has finished peeing, shakes his 'member' more times than necessary.
To shake is human, to flogamushake... well still human, but completely unnecessary.
If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.