Blue Bin

Blue Bin

I called one of my exbfs (from a year or two ago) to come over last night. We had hot, sad and lonely angry sex. Next morning he was back in the blue bin and I blocked his number for good. (Canadian context applied)

Shmunzla

Amish bed courtship. A form of dating but over night in bed. No sex is involved, just cuddling, kissing and then going to sleep while holding each other.

Hey Emma, how is was your shmunzla with Jacob last night? “Scmunzla is boring my dear sister Rebecca. Jacob smells like day old bacon grease and his has a funny whistle through his nose hairs when he snores”

Redneck Reverse

Redneck reverse

When a white mail in early 30’s raised in outskirts of town moves to the city for work. Most likely he works in the trades. He love bombs a female usually late at night. They text and flirt into the late hours of the night. He is most likely drunk or stoned. He found her contact by Facebook and uses Facebook messenger, not direct text messages.

They have known each other for years from work and he admits to hiding a secret crush on her for all those years.

He does this for weeks or months until he convincingly makes her believe that he is in love with her and he needs to desperately see her now.

She eventually begins to believe him and hooks up with him.
Sex is not so great, maybe she give him a bj and he gets off. Then he ghosts her the next day after she tries to contact him to see how he feels. He does not respond.

She can’t believe she fell for the
Redneck Reverse.

Oh geez, I guess I fell for the old redneck reverse!

Norelle

She has experienced a lot in her life. She never wants to have kids.
She is a different kind of girl who has a punk rock band, records her own music and videos. She is not afraid to be awesome, yet work let’s her down and does not see the true potential in her.
She is always there when I need someone real. She does no judge as she has been through a lot. She will send you books to read, wise words of encouragement and laugh with you at all the silly stuff in the world.

Hey Norelle, how’s it going?

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