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----------------The Biological Hierarchy of Intelligence----------------------------------------------------------------------------
(In reverse order of intelligence)

The Bacterium:
Is minimally conscious of its surroundings and lives to replicate itself.

The Plant:
Is also minimally conscious of its surroundings, although more so than the bacterium, and it acts as a medium by which sunlight is transformed into energy for an ecosystem.

The Theist:
A delusional creature that refuses to study and become aware of its surroundings. It lives with the sole purpose of brainwashing others into accepting its ridiculous beliefs.

The Household Mosquito:
Semi-intelligent creature, the household mosquito is sometimes capable of successfully extracting blood from a host and avoiding being crushed by hands, newspapers and other household items.

The Sub-Saharan Elephant:
An exquisite creature with admirable intelligence. It is capable of seeking out pools of water from miles away.

The Atheist:
Widely considered the second smartest specie on Earth, the atheist battles the evils of religion.

The Agnostic:
Without doubt, the smartest creature on Earth. Agnostics realize that theists, are simply not worth arguing with.

Billy:

Hey prof! Can you explain the Theory of Evolution?

Professor of biology at Stanford University:

Sure Billy! First, there was bacteria. They involved into plants, which evolved into the theists, which involved into household mosquitoes.

Billy:

Oh, but where do atheists, agnostics and Sub-Saharan Elephants come from?

Professor:
They didn't evolve Billy, they were always smart.

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