immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.

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waaaah

The sound a republican makes every time they lose an election

"Waaah waaaah, Obama won reelection" *wipes tears from face* "it must be voter fraud waaah"

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