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To engage in sexual relations with a fugly, overweight, forty-something female whist she's experiencing a heavy flow of her menstrual cycle
Willis got a Filthy Scotsman from that old hag he catfished from the internet last weekend.
To have a rib broken or potentially injure an internal organ as a direct result of allowing a large woman to mount you (cowgirl position).
James got whammied last night by that great big ole fat gal and cracked a rib or two.
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When you catfish a woman from an internet dating site with the real intentions and hopes of being involved in a sexual act with her male roommate.
Willis met this gal on "plenty of fish" and they are suppose to hook up this weekend. He's really hoping that her beefy male roommate will be there, and if God has been listening to his prayers for a Ginger Delight, that beefcake of a man will overpower him and give him a good diddling like he deserves.
To sloppily swap spit whislt tonguing every inch within the salty oral cavity of some honky-tonk special whom just took a load of baby batter in mouth from a friend (unbeknownst to you).
Dude, last night like Dave totally played the Scottish fag pipes when he made out and savored the kiss of that ho who had just finished giving a filthy blow job to Steve.
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The middleman in a gay man sandwich
Willis played his cards right with those two beefcake fags last night and ended up a Lucky Scotsman.
A white male, probably Ginger in nature, who lust and yearns for the forbidden fruit of black woman.
Did you hear that Willis went Scottish Abe Lincoln and started dating the black gal