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The most deadly disease known to man.
Symptoms are explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting, detatching of the limbs and dong growth rate increasing. Also, symphloba eliminates the ability to exhale, so one may only succ.
Mike: "yo, see that guy over there"
Jim: "yea dude he looks so flamboscoed hes realizing death is inevitable."
Mike: "whoa"
When you open your fly and stick your phone in.
Imma quickly preform and demonstrate the Tallahassee Insertion.
An extremely underrated rapper from North Memphis who sounds like he just packed away three boxes of chicken strips.
"These brand new don't step on my Balencis" - Yo Gotti
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The reason why it's 'big tiddy goth gf' and not 'big tidy goth gf'
as good as a tidy partner sounds...
Dude: Hey man, check out all these words with double consonants! Daddy, little, saggy, sloppy!
Man: Wow that's so cool
*Thiccque* milk.
Breh: Mmm. That is some thiiiccque milk.
Bruh: That's heavy cream, idiot. You just got loaded with calories.
Port-Abort, or portable abortion, otherwise known as the Dyson Vaccum, is an abortion solution invented and popularized by James Dyson with the goal of sucking your shit off the floor when it accumulates to the point the FBI stages an investigation on your house due to the suspicion they could find a historical monument buried under it. Theres an on button and an off one. You know what to do.
Person 1: Hey, I think I need an abortion.
Person 2: Go grab the Port-Abort. You can do it.