Cupping

Cupping is part of a religious ceremony involving watery or damp feces. A group of humans congregate in a circle with two individuals on the inside. The fecal donor crouches down with their back to the donee. The donee puts his or her hands under the donors anus in the shape of a cup or bowl and prepares to receive the fecal material. Once the deposit is received the donee stands up and throws the liquid excrement into the air, hoping to splatter as many individuals as possible in the surrounding circle. It's believed by the Cuppers anyone who gets graced by the fecal droplets will be granted eternal life.

After having viscous diarrhea for many days. Michael decided to do something constructive with his wet feces. He joined a local cupping meet up and within hours he was raining excrement down upon his peers.

Forklifting

When two men stand with erect penis's parallel to on another and proceed to lift an object up in unison.

Mikey & Jesses penile bones hurt, they were up all night forklifting with there old high school buddies.

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