bustle

a person who busts their pants whenever they see a person that has something related to the victim's fetish

A: Damn! Those feet were amazing!
B: Calm down you little bustle.

deserter paradox

a repeating loop where you get an idea, talk about it with friends, abandon the project, and then start a new idea

A: I'm gonna make a game!
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.

mole

a member of the Minecraft hacker group

A: This guy has Shadow Client!! HOW!?!??!
B: because he's a mole dumbass