Bingus

The act of masterbating with sandpaper in hand, hence scraping away the vagina / penis outer skin, drawing blood in the process, then having your pet (Dog, cat, fish, etc.) or a random animal (Bear, Cafè employee) cut your remaining sexual organs into thin slices and making them put the slices in a large ornamental bowl, for a natural and greeting ornament and scent in your house.

I did a bingus this morning