Biola

The angry and forgotten step-child of Southern California Christian universities. Biola students are prone to discussing unoriginal, and useless Biblical rhetoric. They eat because President Corey tells them to. They go to class, because they are scared of whippings. And they go to chapel 5 times a day to readjust the stick up their ass.

So an APU student and a Biola student are having a conversation in a coffee shop. The APU student is very insightful, offering witty dialogue and original ideas. Meanwhile, the Biola student is busy thumbing through his Student handbook to see if holding a conversation with some one other than a monk is sanctioned.

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