Millennium adult

A person who was born in the new millennium (Year 2000 or after) who is legally an adult (18+ in most countries).

Mother to Blake: Oh my baby happy birthday! Look I made you think 17 candle cake!

Blake to Mother: Ummm mom, I’m not 17. I am 18 actually.

Mother to Blake: What? No you’re 17. (Mom starts to stress)

Blake to Mother: Mom I’m 18, I’m an adult. Remember when you called me a millennium baby?

Mother: Yes, I remembered.

Blake: Well since I was born in 2000, I’m a millennium adult because I’m an adult whose born in the new millennium! I’m an 18 year old now mom!

(Mom passes out)

Blake: Mom?

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