Quaranclean

The extensive house cleaning done to pass the time when under quarantine at home.

Since we were told by the President to stay home in the efforts to reduce the spread of COVID-19 cases, we decided to quaranclean to pass the time.

Jeezerwink

A jovial sounding term used to deceive another person regarding the timeframe required to complete some action; especially when the actual timeframe is extensive or unknown.
(Note: There is currently no word in the American lexicon to address this common situation).

(Etymology: Jeezer- The root of the word hints that the timeframe is short and is intended to ease any worries regarding a lengthy timeframe. Wink- is intended to imply jest and acknowledge that the timeframe is extensive or unknown).

1. The General announced that the troops will return in a jeezerwink. 2. Honey, I'm going to meet some friends for a beer and I'll be home in a jeezerwink.