Birkenstocks

The most effective form of birth control developed. Works for both sexes, and uses a unique footwear-based approach not commonly seen in other solutions.

Bruv, did you see that nasty ass broad in them Birkenstocks?

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Schmegma

Sticky, foul-smelling white secretion around the base of a penis head made of pre-cum, urine, and penile lubricant. Usually forms due to infrequent or poor hygiene, typically on uncircumcised penises. Simply showering every 1-2 days will prevent buildup, or you can use the ol’ toilet paper method (you know what I mean) in a pinch.

When I see schmegma, I know I should’ve showered a long time ago.

8------->

A very thin, pointy penis.

A prick.

Man, that guy is such a 8------->.

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BX

An abbreviated version of Base Exchange, the official department store of the United States Air Force. It is essentially the same as the PX, or Post Exchange, but to reduce the amount of small meaningless disputes between military brats of which is the correct form, all of the locations on Air Force and Army vases are being renamed to just “Exchange”, or The X.

I’m heading over to the bx to pick up some nails.

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Brody

Military/prison slang for the dude currently fucking your girlfriend while you’re gone.

Recruit 1: Hey man you got anyone you’re close to?
Recruit 2: Yeah, girlfriend named Leah.
Recruit 1: How long have you been with her?
Veteran: Don’t matter now. Brody’s probably fucking her as we speak.