Heroine

A drug that saved the world

OMG did you hear? All the humans would've eaten each other if it wasn't for heroine!

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piece of ass

A piece of ass is exactly what it sounds like. It basically referring to a piece of someones ass (most commonly coming from someones dead body).

"Piece of Ass" is the natural agent that stimulates sight and makes things visible.

Person 1: "How was dinner last night?"
Person 2: "It was great, I had a steak sprinkled with pieces of ass!"

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Bipolar

A bisexual polar bear

Mother polar bear: Hey son what gender are you attracted to?
Boi polar bear: Mom I'm bipolar

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