mushdash

The facial hair found between the upper lip and nose of a toothless, homeless person.

Hey sweet cheeks, wanna mushdash ride? Only 10¢!

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Pooh Head

1. A devoted follower of a bear featured in the stories of A.A. Milne.

2. Shithead.

1. <Pooh Head> Oh man, I hear Winnie the Pooh just booked some shows in Buffalo! I gotta go on tour!

<Non-Pooh Head> Yeah, right. Whatever. You know, you are such a Pooh Head.

<Pooh Head, singing> Willy Nilly Silly Old Bear.

2. Motherfucking Pooh Head!

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meatmop

A woman's well-worn genitalia framed by long, stringy pubic hair.

Yo' momma has the nastiest meatmop I ever done.

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gaping gash

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.

"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"

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Barfalo

Epithet used in reference to Buffalo, New York.

OJ was never the same after he played for Barfalo.

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Barfalo

Epithet used in reference to Buffalo, New York.

OJ was never the same after he played for Barfalo.

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Toothless Bearded Hag

One who raised Jumpin Jack Flash.

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

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