meatmop

A woman's well-worn genitalia framed by long, stringy pubic hair.

Yo' momma has the nastiest meatmop I ever done.

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Pooh Head

1. A devoted follower of a bear featured in the stories of A.A. Milne.

2. Shithead.

1. <Pooh Head> Oh man, I hear Winnie the Pooh just booked some shows in Buffalo! I gotta go on tour!

<Non-Pooh Head> Yeah, right. Whatever. You know, you are such a Pooh Head.

<Pooh Head, singing> Willy Nilly Silly Old Bear.

2. Motherfucking Pooh Head!

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Toothless Bearded Hag

One who raised Jumpin Jack Flash.

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

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Brappy

(noun, Applachian dialect): To be both brother and father to someone. ('BRother + pAPPY')

Daisy Mae: My Brother is my Pappy! That makes him my everlovin' Brappy!

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GILF

Governor I'd Love to Fuck.

That Sarah Palin is one hot GILF.

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Creeptile

A sexually undesirable male with reptilian traits.

MILF 1: Luther's tongue always sticks out when he hits on pre-pubescent girls.

MILF 2: Gag me! And that scaly skin! What a creeptile!

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tard genius

An idiot savant. One who has specific intellectual capacities that are far above average but is functionally incapable of caring for one's self.

Dustin Hoffman's performance as that tard genius in Rainman was fuckin' awesome!

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