Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...

P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity

Birb

Birb is the cutesy or funny form of bird.
Usually talking about a bird in a very funny situation

P1: Bro look at this funny meme about a bird!
P2: Birb.

Garrett

Garretts are a beacon of hope an delight for humanity, sent from heaven to make our world a better place.
These Garretts like to listen to music, play music and sing. They live on the waves of sound.

Garretts usually have warm smiles and bright eyes where ever they goes. The world treats him as if he's a godsend, (which he might be)
A Garrett's smile can literally brighten a room.
Garrett tend to have many friends surrounding him. He makes everyone feel good about themselves so he attracts alot of people to him.

A Garrett is usually a real gentleman and lady swooper even tho he might not realise it himself. Marking them as "just friends".

Garretts makes amazing boyfriends and bffs. They are very loyal and will stick by you no matter what comes. He will make you feel special and cared for as long as you give them the same attention they need.

If you ever found yourself a good Garrett keep him close, you might never see one of these amazing people again

Person1: Have you seen Garrett around here?
Person2: Yeah Garrett is over there singing in karoeke.

Give Coffee

Giving coffee to someone means trying to revive the dead or bring back a zombie.
It can also be referring to a ritual of summoning demons from the beyond.

It is a dangerous act but considered very noble and brings high honour to the coffee giver and grants the friendship of said demon if you give coffee to them.

P1: What's the matter Mary?
P2:DON'T TALK TO ME OR I'LL SUCK YOUR SOUL!
P1: Oh don't worry I'll give coffee to you later.