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The Demise of the Florida Gators
The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though
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have a girl suck you off and then turn around and fart in her face
Ill tell you one thing, that bitch wasnt expecting a London Fog in her face...that shit stank!
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noun. A type of falcon belonging to the genus Falco that is distributed worldwide. It is a fierce bird of prey measuring nearly 9" inches long with an impressive wingspan of 21". This bird is widely believed to have the most ass-kicking power per gram of any bird known to man. It has been known to prey on creatures weighing many times more than its own body weight.
"Holy shit!! that kestrel just killed an ate that entire pack of wolves!! Man, kestrels are so badass."
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A phone that you wear on your feet.
Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe
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launch a nut across a room onto a deserving face
My skeet shoot took the wench by suprise.
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used to desribe a horny person
tom grant was all over it last night, he couldn't get enough
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Same as "I agree"
That was a refreshing and invigorating game of squash.
No doubt.
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