Moist

Moist is the feeling you get when you are happy, or sad, or had too much Mexican food. I am moist, and so are you, me and you make Moist times 2!

My pants are teh moist.

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meatballs

A homosexual fat mother-fucker who thinks that he is a gansta, but is really a pussy ass nigga-wannabie who tosses his boyfriends salad.

jeff "g"ladd thinks he is a nigga...but in fact, he is a meatball

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mac on

to put macaroni and cheese (most likely easy mac.. because youre poor) into the microwave (because you dont have an stove) and cook it.

I put the mac on and cooked that shit.

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zook

The Demise of the Florida Gators

The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though

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london fog

have a girl suck you off and then turn around and fart in her face

Ill tell you one thing, that bitch wasnt expecting a London Fog in her face...that shit stank!

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Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.

Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe

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all over it

used to desribe a horny person

tom grant was all over it last night, he couldn't get enough

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