Gay

Gay is okay.

Homophobe: Gay is a bad.
Me: Homophobia is worse.

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Birds Are Robots

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

Urban Dictionary

YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT IT IS

You: Hmm. What's urban dictionary? Better look it up...

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Child porn

You are a pedophile. And you know it.

Child porn is what you watch.

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Porn

You know what porn is. It's sex on camera.

"Penis, toy, toung, finger goes in mouth, vagina, hands, boobs, or ass."

You: I watch porn.

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How big is your penis

Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.

How big is your penis? Read the rules alive.

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Donald Trump

Shit-faced shitburger

Me: Who did you vote for?
Karen:Donald Trump
Me: *Pulls out my AK-47*

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