Illuminati

When someone is not telling you something(i.e a secret)

tiffany: I'm not going to tell you Brian
Brian: What are you; the Illuminati?

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kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend

Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker