Nicola

Nicola has a heart of gold, she will give you her last penny and a whole packet of Rolos because she doesn’t like them. Gay men are particularly attracted to Nicola as she is a style icon and a fierce protector of her family and friends. She thinks she can sing and likes to have a go but sounds like a cat being strangled. If you are lucky enough to have a Nicola in your life- be sure to never let her go!

Nicola is such a crappy singer, bless her!!