December 9th

National Evangeline Appreciation Day. It’s a day when you tell that one Evangeline that you know that she is appreciated and that you should include her in everything. Tell her about how much she’s a star and that you guys would be bored as fuck without her. She is the reason most of you guys are alive and is the star of the group.

Girl: you wanna be partners?
Girl 2: sure.
Evangeline: but what about me, it’s december 9th

Girl: ohh yeah sorry girl 2 but it’s national evangeline appreciation day. Let’s go evangeline.