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When you get your junk grabbed or hit on by some drunk dude.
Arthur bought me a few rounds of drinks then he kevin spacied me.
The art of hurdling over all the a gaggle of penises to escape a super sexy situation.
Damn, I had to use great alacrity to hurdle the chode to escape that orgy at my grandma's house. I am therefore a chode hurdler.
Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!
A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!
podumentary, a rolling video documentary slash podcast
My friend I made a killer podumnetary about our once in a life time half life adventure through Europe
When everyone else is like, BFF this and Bestie that, but you know that you and your Best Fren are the true definition of friendship and your friendship is the standard by which all other friendship should be judged!
Fuck Nakama dude, fuck Bff's and wanna be besties! we all All-Fren!
I will Imagine doing great things for you my All-Fren!
I would knight your thighs Sir Coleman of Loins, for you are my All-Fren.
You are my All-Fren I will transition for you, solve FNAF for you and dress everyone like you.. for you.. All-Fren!
When you revenge fuck an ex or someone that wronged you, but its not a revenge fuck, Its a Justice Fuck!
I'm gonna Justice fuck your Grandma for those whack cookies she made us!
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A person that spends all his time in his mom's basement playing computer games, must not have a job and be aged over 40!
My Brother is a basement baby. Jake coined the term in adventure time, so its true.
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