Bruno Mars Syndrome

Bruno Mars Syndrom, aka B.M.S, Usually occurs when a man has a single handicap that is detrimental when he is trying to get with a female, this handicap can be small or large. This appears most commonly with a man's height. Other things can be used as B.M.S, i.e voice pitch, unclean teeth, or an uncontrollable odor, etc.

Girl 1: So how was that date with Ben last night, did you end up hooking up?

Girl 2: I was going to, he was really nice and smart, but he was so short in person that I couldn't

Girl 1: Damn, he definitely has Bruno Mars syndrome

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Gayitis

u just play fortnite so much u become a major virgin, a big enough one that u give up on going for girls, and settle down with going for guys as they are the only ones who will not sell or leave you on read

Friend 1: hey I just played so much Fort, I think I have a crush on my duo partner

Friend 2: u mean Jeff?

Friend 1: yeah...
Friend 2: that 100% gayitis