Barbed Shrock

A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.

Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.

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Shrex

Performing the religious tradition, mandatory for all persons under the Shrek covenant, where anal sex is conducted. But not just any old plane Jane anal sex. You have to have Shrek the movie, broadcasting throughout the entire neighborhood in a ten mile radius. You have to wear a two foot strap on shrock, which must be onion scented. It is vital that you moan Shrek's name during intercourse. If you moan your partner's name you will be abolished from the Shrek Covenant. Because no other name is to be provided during the conduction of Shrex. Shrek is the ultimate pleasure giver. Anyone who speaks of another name other than Shrek during Shrex must be punished to death by the Barbed Shrock.

"Babe, it is imperative that we attend the Shrex ritual at church tomorrow. You know what will happen if we don't!"

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