crywhacking

Masturbating while you are crying.

My girl left me. Been crywhacking all day.

friving

When someone is driving and frightening everyone else in the vehicle.

C Dubb's friving scared me so much I left a shit stain on the back seat.

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God on a stick

God on a stick is referring to Christ on the cross or crucifixes.

I don't know why y'all got to steal Yule and Saturnalia from the pagans. Wouldn't it be better to celebrate your god on a stick during the state fair?

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